Can we stop calling semi-automatic rifles assault rifles yet? Because they aren’t.

I don’t even know why they falsely claimed Diplomatic Immunity, this is America, they have Wealthy Immunity.

I’m tripping balls just looking at this, and the closest thing I’ve had to a mind altering substance today was a couple of peppermint Altoids.

Tfw Louise Woodward c. 1997 is kind of your doppelgänger :{

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

Big deal. Tea party loons claim to “Patriots” but are nothing but attention seeking liars AND psychopaths.

I drove my GTV6 home from the paint shop with no hood, hatch, glass (other than the windshield), lights or interior save the driver’s seat. So illegal.

I’ve always said that the Whataburger Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit was deadly, but not like this.

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

Are These The Most Expensive Mud Flaps Ever Fitted To A Car?

Huh. I assumed all gay wedding cakes were a gay male couple tag teaming Mike Huckabee.

I mean, how are they supposed to convert the poor sinners and help them see the hetero light if they just make up an excuse? They’re refusing to serve gay people for their own good because everyone knows if the original videographer turns them down gay couples will shrug, break up, and find an opposite sex partner.

Of course she is in the pond. You know how she avoids those lame streams.

That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

If Chevy could've rebuilt the Camaro in 2.5 hours I'm sure Patrick George would've set the fastest lap time in it.

The men were given routine physical assessments, but they were not given a prostate exam, as that is not something a nurse would typically do. I still remember my Mom packing her bathing suit to go to class, so she wouldn’t have to be naked during the other parts of the exam. Like the women in the article, they…

I think the more important question is: What if your kid is an idiot, too?

Are you guys both going over to Mom’s later?