So I guess this means Model X owners aren’t safe driving behind TDI Volkswagens.

Can we stop calling semi-automatic rifles assault rifles yet? Because they aren’t.

I loved that Rand Paul felt the need to interject himself into the discussion. You know, the same Rand Paul who had to invent a certification board just so he could claim that he was a board certified ophthalmologist?

I don’t even know why they falsely claimed Diplomatic Immunity, this is America, they have Wealthy Immunity.

I’m tripping balls just looking at this, and the closest thing I’ve had to a mind altering substance today was a couple of peppermint Altoids.

Tfw Louise Woodward c. 1997 is kind of your doppelgänger :{

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

Big deal. Tea party loons claim to “Patriots” but are nothing but attention seeking liars AND psychopaths.

I drove my GTV6 home from the paint shop with no hood, hatch, glass (other than the windshield), lights or interior save the driver’s seat. So illegal.

I’ve always said that the Whataburger Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit was deadly, but not like this.

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

Are These The Most Expensive Mud Flaps Ever Fitted To A Car?

Huh. I assumed all gay wedding cakes were a gay male couple tag teaming Mike Huckabee.

I mean, how are they supposed to convert the poor sinners and help them see the hetero light if they just make up an excuse? They’re refusing to serve gay people for their own good because everyone knows if the original videographer turns them down gay couples will shrug, break up, and find an opposite sex partner.

Of course she is in the pond. You know how she avoids those lame streams.

Hey, do you think we can get Taylor Swift to tweet about this? Maybe she can get Microsoft to reverse their decision.

Because they know Apple will probably copy everything and have a worldwide launch event in 6 months and claim they invented the VR headset.

Not extending to current iTunes Match subscribers I guess?