I was late for French (2nd year college so everything was in French all the time), and said, upon entering class, "Pardonnez-moi! Beaucoup de traffique." Everyone nodded except the professor who laughed, and we all looked at her, frowning. She said, "En Francaise, 'traffique' est... drugs."

Bearcat? Tank! MRAP? Tank! A civic with sheet metal welded on? AK47

I have four from my summer job at a discount tire shop (which should tell you exactly the kind of clientele we had). The first I actually saw. A guy had his left rear tire blow on the highway. He had a Pontiac Grand Prix, so he figured he could keep going and he did. The tire eventually shredded and when it did,…

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

:( Hugs!

From our Slack chat:

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GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER FRANCE. WE DIDN'T PULL YOUR ASSES OUT OF THE NAZI FIRE FOR THIS.

Woman Publicly Shames Self For Doing A Piss Poor Job Raising Son

I was working in a clinic in rural Africa when a kid came in with a large abscess (pocket of pus) on his cheek/jaw - roughly the size of a softball. It needed to be drained so I made a little incision in his cheek and the abscess basically exploded (think poking a hole in a balloon…only a balloon filled with pus). …

Whenever we have blood drives at work, somebody inevitably always asks me to donate. When they ask why I can't (expecting me to say something about living abroad or being anemic) and I reply with "I have sex with men", the look of sudden shock on their face is priceless.

not saying I recommend this but that baby's immune system is probably amazing. this is why people didn't get polio pre-modern sanitation.

Now it has enough fucking grille.

Don't worry, you look like a buffoon playing that in public, too

Looks like Hans as a nifty hatchback as well.

It's a good thing nobody had camera phones when I was in high school.

Ferrari 456GT maybe?

This is more of an aggressive commute than a race.