Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap for that. I currently live in an Imo’s-less city and would do about anything for an Imo’s sausage an mushroom right now.

Oh, HELL NO. How terrifying. I hope none of them watched the first season of preacher.

That laugh...I’ll be haunted for days...

Their beer is great. The pale ale was my go-to beer when I lived in the STL. If your a pumpkin ale fan, theirs is terrific, but best from the tap, rather than bottled. I don’t personally know Tom Shlafly, but I believe all he has in common with his aunt is a last name.

Yes. They have two locations, a bottling plant that houses a restaurant, and the actual brewery that also houses a restaurant. Good stuff.

Oh, terrific. My son plays hockey and has just moved up into the age class where contact is allowed. He has naturally perfect, beautifully-shaped, even teeth. I hope they stay that way...

I don’t really get too nervous/stressed about dental stuff anymore. I spent so much time in the ortho chair and at the oral surgeon when I was a youngster that I’ve just gotten used to it...I think I’ve just been desensitized.

I know what you mean. I was absolutely imaging myself in this situation. ...with a couple of big dogs under foot, trying to lap up cheesecake water.

Yes, but Go Meat! I made a tri-tip in mine the other day and my husband couldn’t stop talking about how good it was.

I have a PolyScience that’s really good. It was kind of spendy and takes up a stupid amount of counter space, but it works really well. Def. gonna have to do those jarred cheesecakes, though. My kid, who loves cheesecake and is also fascinated by the sous vide circulator, will think I’m an awesome mom.

I have a 13-year-old boy. You’re doing god’s work. Keep it up.

I'll be your friend. :)

I had two root canals last year and they just gave me numbing shots. I drove myself home. Same thing when I had a piece of skin cut from the roof of my mouth and sewn onto my gum. Why can't I get knocked out?

Personally, I prefer ordering dessert.

That would be cinematic gold.

Not sure, but that might be a piece of red licorice in her nose. Maybe appropriate for Halloween!

The cop, of course.

Sooo...I'm guessing she was wearing some sky-high heels and was a little unsteady on pavement and that's why she's holding his hand? Right? Or...maybe there is going to be a remake of the bodyguard with R in the Whitney Houston role and this cop as Kevin Costner and this is all for publicity? (I can dream, right? )

Actually. Green and gold were my school colors (in the 80s) so we all had socks just like that. Unfortunately, I don't keep 30 year old socks around. I could probably get a few bucks for them on eBay.

If you need some inspiration.