I am NOT a hugger...except for my husband, my kid, and my dogs (they love hugs, and don’t try to tell me anything different). The most irritating thing, though...? When you back off from an incoming hug from someone you don’t know well or don’t have a really huggy relationship with and they look at you like YOU’RE the…

The Kenji pie crust recipe is the only one I’ve ever tried that didn’t make me want to cry in frustration.

How does she get to be talanted AND gorgeous? Some people really do win the genetic lottery.

No doubt. Add a hunk of bread and a glass or two of wine and I'm done for the night.

It's a pretty dick move to honk at somebody in this situation anyway. Like the driver has just decided to randomly stop in the middle of the road for fun.

My skinny white 13-year-old math and science geek son is so exited about this movie. I’m curious to find out who comes out to see it. Looks like it's going to be really good.

I'm going to have to watch just for more Billie Lourd. I found her weirdly fascinating in season 1.

On a related note...my husband just bought these running shoes and he thinks they’re the shit. He is wearing them everywhere. I need some unbiased opinions. Are these cooler than cool, or the worst dad shoes ever?

I can't imagine my kid and my husband would be able to stick to that. Everything in our house has to be very low-maintenance. We have quartz countertops, which are practically indestructible.

Those counters are gorgeous, but don't food particles stuck in the little bubble holes?

So this is what I'll do with all my money when I die stinking rich!

“Lovely sky blue eyes...?” Actually, it looks like Miss Texas has green eyes. So there.

Wow, that sucks. I’m also an incredibly skeptical person and rarely believe anything I hear without heaps of verification. My worst nightmare as I age is falling victim to this scamming bullshit.

These filmmakers clearly have no legit basis for suing this woman, but I understand how troubling this must be to her and her family. If it comes to that, this is a GoFund Me cause I could seriously get behind.

Funny...I was just thinking yesterday about how great it is that my 13 year-old son has grown up with a black president, and will hopefully live in a country with a woman as president. Things that were practically unthinkable when I was a kid are no big deal to him. That's pretty cool.

I love the way no one interrupts her insane babbling. They just let her yammer on...let her get deeper and deeper into the pit of stupidity she's digging.

I can burn the skin on my hands just from cutting jalapeños or other peppers that aren't that hot. My skin is really sensitive, and I wash my hands a of which tends to make them dry and susceptible to irritation.

Crazy right? (And I know he's a total bad guy, but I kind of have a weird thing for Wilson Fisk...)

Going to DC in a few weeks with my family. I’m way too excited about all the Poke-potential of the museums and historic sites. I’ll have to try to restrain myself so my husband doesn’t Poke-shame me.

The 10k bail does sound low, but it was for the son, not the father. I would assume there will be no bail at all for the father given his record...I would hope so at least.