Restaurant tabletop condiments, salt and peppers, etc. totally wig me out. So many hands have touched them, and I can't imagine they are cl and regularly or thoroughly. If there are disposable napkins, I'll use them to pick up the item.

What always amazed me was that everything baby-related has to be a “system.” They're not bottles, they're baby-feeding systems. Think it's just a car seat and a stroller? Nope...its a baby transportation system. Baby monitor...or baby surveillance system? Ridiculous.

Mine dried out the wipes making them pretty much useless. I wound up just taking a few wipes and holding them in my hand. Doesn’t really warm them, just takes the chill off.

Yes. Yes it does.

I’m not sure if any of them are still promoted this way, but back in the day...80’s, early 90’s ...there were definitely tampon boxed that stated they were flushable and safe for your plumbing. (household plumbing, that is.)

This is probably a government facility staffed with state employees. Maybe they wanted to target a government building and figured this one would have minimal security.

Add a wedge of lime. Instant class.

I saw Daniel Herbert, Van Dyke’s lawyer on some news show. He was trying to justify Van Dyke’s actions, but failed miserably. It was terribly obvious that he didn't believe a word of the BS coming out of his own mouth.

‘Face their fears?’ She makes it sound like they're afraid of spiders, or clowns.

I bet you’re going to drink that coffee out of one of those plain red Starbucks cups, aren’t you, you godless heathen? You must hate Santa Claus, too. Joking...in case it wasn't obvious.

My mom always gave me warm jello when I was sick. Like after you add the boiling water, but before the cold water is added. She'd give it to me in a coffee mug. Cherry was the best, but orange was pretty good, too. Damn...now I want some.

I remember my mom having several molds made for this specific kind of ‘salad.’when you turned out the mold, it had a small indentation in the top that would hold about a quarter cup or so of mayo or Miracle Whip. You could change out the indentation shapes so your mayo could be in the shape of a heart or flower or…

You, sir...or madam...are a Thanksgiving genius. Stuffing and mashed potatoes are usually my least favorite parts of the Thanksgiving meal, but those carb-laden Frankenmuffins might make me change my mind.

Nope. Some people are just not worth so much emotional energy. My MIL would always let this woman - her MIL - get to her. I tried to talk to her about it once when things were really bad. She was just unable to understand why this woman was so mean to her when she tried so hard to be a good DIL. I tried to convince…

Some certainly do...old ladies can be particularly vicious, I think. My husband’s grandmother was like this...she died last year at 94 and no one was particularly sad. I asked his dad if she had just become filterless and mean in her older years. He paused for a minute and said...I think she was always like that...she…

Uncle Bill was not a very...choosy...kind of guy.

Wow...just...wow. At least if she was an alcoholic, she’d have a chance to feel shitty about it when she sobered up. As it is, she probably feels it's somehow all your fault.

And he probably wondered why you didn't seem to respect him or want to be around him.

Don't ever go back. Just don't. Ever.

No...she HAD to be drunk. That is definitely drunk behavior.