“Many people are telling me they agree with my #nuclearoption. Losers clearly don’t support @TeamUSA. Sad!”

In Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, victim kills criminal.

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

I fixed that for you.

“We still on for racquetball Wednesday?”

There’s still time to cancel. I don’t see any reason not to cancel.

There really does need to be a comparison, like the average number of fecal coliforms per 100 words of a Trump speech.

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

I’ve noticed is that in America, when people feel like a person is below them, not just in numbers but in general, they will kind of talk you up. But then when you get up to the same level or maybe even higher, they get in attack mode; they are maybe not as supportive.

I can dig it.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

...The organisers promise to resolve the problems by Thursday...

I don’t see anything wrong with these cars rooms.

“Robin needs to go into the front office, get put into a headlock and get savagely beaten for us.”

Seriously. There’s no mention of “It’s not Adam and STEVE!!!!”, or “TUCKING IT BETWEEN THE LEGS DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING!”, or a photoshopped picture of Caitlyn Jenner next to what was probably, originally, a very sweet photo of a widower father dressing up as a ballerina to make his 5 year old daughter feel happy on…

My Uncle Mike scoffs at this bush-league bigotry, it doesn’t even reference “the coloreds” or “the orientals”, and there is no 3 paragraph diatribe about “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” taking away his guns.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

God Damn...Only in America....

NO. NO IT DOES NOT.