Slow your roll. Now’s not the time for such outrageous theories without spending the proper time studying the effects. There’s not a single study published that says forgoing rape is a valid means of reducing sexual assault.

Listen, “Bob.” Alcohol and drugs and raging hormones leads to fucking. Sometimes embarrassing or unsatisfying fucking, but just fucking. Plenty of us got through it without raping anybody. It’s not hard. Just don’t rape anybody.

It’s that liberal media reporting things that come out of his campaign.

Isn’t this clearly a case of “we know this guy is a republican/asshole/bigot/rightwinger/“friend of Donny” so put him on the lineup and make him publicly say ‘no’ to us” with their internal belief being that no one would publicly turn down the opportunity to espouse their political views at a presidential convention?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

3. The victim has a police record!

If you just hold completely still, all the assholes will die and the corruption will stop. Their sense of being is based on movement.

Well said. It’s not about being PC. It’s purely about considering someone’s feelings.

There was a great Penn Jillette rant a few months back about the words we use, basically centering around the use of the word “bitch” to describer Hillary Clinton and that it’s unfair to women. He admitted that “bitch” is wrong then talked about how good it is to just say “Hillary is an asshole.” Politics aside (feel…

but I’m not going to jump down someone’s throat for using words like that in casual conversation.

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Because I’m an idiot.

One way to make all Bruce Willis movies more enjoyable is to never watch an interview with him.

Jesus, man, spoiler alert....

*Cavaliers and Warriors meet in the finals for the rest of eternity*

By this logic, no job should ever pay a living wage, because you are really just gaining experience to move up to the next level.

Still flying high from his unorthodox switch-ups in the game, Maddon then hit the showers and washed his body before shampooing his hair this time.

My boss got some post game player access when Plummer was playing once. It was some sort of raffle that he won from some CSU Alum dinner event. It was after they lost to the chargers at home and the whole team was upset after the game. Jake walked in, grabbed a coors light out of the cooler, looked at my boss and…

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.