Those are repulsive.

Fuck it...own it. I hereby relabel Donald Trump "Donny Wrotten".

Idiot. How are things ever going to get better if we start making the Wealth Creators pay for their own shit and/or pay more taxes instead of creating all that wealth and letting it trickle down to the rest of us?

Our comments were forged from Kinjanium.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

lol they spelled “initiate” wrong.

What kind of asshole immediately goes on twitter and talks shit about someone the moment they die? Oh, nevermind, he’s a Republican.

Dear Representative Daniel,

But??

His middle name is Gerbil!

it’s Jerrard.

A significant number of baseball players are cordially invited to get over it. If you groove one to a hitter and he takes it deep, that’s on you. Shut up and fuck off.

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.

Don’t worry, St. Louis, football season is just around the corner.

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

Walked away from the obvious counter of “Yeah, but in 2 hours I won’t be.”

And that’s what separates pro athletes from the rest of us, that willingness to devote unthinkable chunks of their lives to honing skills that may actually only pay off a handful of times each year.

Seriously, if this was Hockey, he would have finished his at bat, then won the game on a walk off 3 run home run that landed in the street outside the ball park.

This is the best lawn game ever

This is the best lawn game ever