Show him that it’s white girls stealing from a black guy. His head will explode, and presto! No father-in-law to deal with tomorrow.

THANKS OBAMACARE!!

“diamond chain with the Hennessy logo”, this seems like a gross misuse of diamonds

A safe would be a wise investment. Also a wise investment: not buying a fucking diamond Hennessey logo.

“Goddamn Obama just lets people steal things now and doesn’t even care.” -Drunk father in law looking over my shoulder as I read this article. Merry Christmas!

“Sorry if you were offended.”

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

It’s Corpus Christi. Means Body of Christ.

I know many of the people these candidates speak for. I’m related to many of the people these candidates speak for. What scares me the most about these people (and their candidates) is not that they believe what they believe. What scares me most is the fact that they are all so myopic and delusional that they really,…

And the glue that binds them all together is some vague idea that liberals want to take away something they like. And resentment, as was mentioned in the article.

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

I’m guessing because he is a fucking idiot.

He used that word intending to demean the person. He thinks being called gay is insulting. He is a bigot.

Like, I get what you are saying, but you (and everyone’s hero, Lois CK) are wrong. When that word comes to my head I also don’t think of it in the derogatory term for gay sense, but I do understand it is hurtful and ignorant, so I don’t say it. Unless I am trying to be hurtful and ignorant.

“This is what’s wrong with our country, everything is so pc.” - Guy who agrees with guy-who-comments-on-every-Michael-Sam-article-on-the-Internet -who is ignorant of legitimate issues that plague the country.

‘NOBODY CARES!’ - Guy who responds to every single last Michael Sam article on the internet.

Canada is in a lot of ways what America is supposed to be.

Is there a less pleasant entertainment experience than actually going to an NFL game. The absolute worst people this side of an MMA event fill the place and are ugly drunk before they get to their seats. You miss the other games. The only good thing I can think of is it means you definitely won’t have to listen to Joe…

What is it like to be shit?

Super Mayo Boy saves the day by calling the police!