Okay, I was wrong.

When I said you seem fun, I wasn’t telling the truth. You don’t seem fun.

Wait, you actually have a problem with color-blindness being taken into account??

I understand the intrinsic need for legal procedure and protocol in our society but there should be like five times a year where we can just push a button that invokes a ruling of common sense over shit like this.

If anyone ever wonders what the hardest job in sports is, think of it this way: If a pitcher fires a 95 mph fast ball that goes a bit outside, or high, or anywhere that’s not the catcher’s glove, it’s likely a past ball. The catcher has an expectation of where it’s going to be. A goalie has no such luxury. There are…

Giving Tony Jaa a gun is like putting Secretariat on a skateboard.

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I read the first sentence and jumped straight to the replies. “Trying to cut back on its ad spending.”

Sure - that’s the class the “anti-PC” people created. If you call them out on being assholes, you’re oppressing them.

Yep. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, BRO.

Wait, “Assholes” are a considered a protected class now?

Exactly. If JFK knew about anything, it was commenting on the Internet.

Every BBWAA member who casts a ballot for David Eckstein needs to be slapped several times across the face with a first baseman’s glove, but you know there are gonna be more than a few. HUSTLE! GRIT!

Oh gosh what a football. This was total football, front to back. I can’t believe the football footballed his football with his football. It’s football! Un-football, and NOT football! A ball within a ball televised to an audience of football shapes vibrating in the dark. If this football doesn’t football, the whole…

Of course he’s wrong. They’re 6-2.

Kinda surprised Roger Goodell didn’t escort the car personally.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Things like the amount of completely disgusting bullshit you’ll let someone get away with if they’re good at football. Because Texas.

Abject nonsense. You can see from the middle angle (00:47) that he stops and then pivots almost 90-degrees and launches off his feet to throw his body at Bridgewater’s upper-body/head, leading with the arm/shoulder.

Shoulda made him eat fifty eggs. Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

what a description “Baboon’s turgid anus”