For a nation that is so against his philosophy of the joy in life being the ending, not the trip, we sure as fuck do buy a lot of Corollas.

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No Yamaha 3.0L SHO?

Breaking News: NASCAR Just Stopped Using Carburetors

Maryland Staties. Their cars look like a striped turd.

I... would not allow other people to see these pictures. Bravo for fessing up!

I love you Jalopnik, but no Gawker site has the right to criticize other sites for editing. None whatsoever.

"I'M THE BEST CORNERBACK IN THE...

Well, all the same, it counts - the article is titled "best odd-cylindered engines of all time", and this definitely has five cylinders!

Yeah, it's a rotary engine - somebody else replied to me - but you have to admit, it's pretty much impossible to tell when they're not moving.

I have for you a terrible, not good, picture of an I-don't-know-what from the turn of the century that I took at the Reno automobile museum.

I've had the unfortunate pleasure of firing a .50 caliber machine gun (M2HB) with no hearing protection.

And this is why the Saints are despicable human beings.

Every rental contract I've ever had pretty clearly states that if you drop off the keys after business hours and nobody is physically there to process the car, then you are still legally and financially responsible for it until the business opens the next day and somebody processes all the overnight cars. All of them.…

He really took himself into a dark place.

There is no reason you can't have your daughter help out working on the car as well. Let's not succumb to gender norms here, people.

Pittsburgh. It is as unprepared for snow as it is for the zombie apocalypse.

Dicks-count Doublecheck

That was my grouping on "little Bob" with a Ruger .22 at 7 yards. I can shoot! Just not hand cannons.

I had the pleasure of firing a Deagle once. I say pleasure, but it was pretty pants-shittingly terrifying. Here is a picture of the target of said shoot, from (I think) 7 yards: