This guarantees Military members will never purchase this device. At least, military members that ever deploy, ever. Which is about 90% of us. Fuck all that noise. You know how good the internet connection is on an aircraft carrier floating in the gulf? OH WAIT THERE IS NONE FOR PERSONAL DEVICES.

Trying to figure out if this was a Scientology joke or an IRS joke really taxed me.

What do I think? I think its range is about 3.2km.

"It's like Janice Joplin was converted into a car."

E-2/C-2s have little semaphore flags on top of the engines that pop up when the wings are not in the fully locked position. Not turn signals, but they're kinda neat. And a fun little detail if you're into modeling them.

Man, they really do handle like go-karts.

Like For Sweden said, it doesn't generally happen with bigger planes because a few people doesn't make a very big dent in CG, but on smaller planes - especially CRJs - they will have people move to the other end of the plane if the flight is less than half full. I've had it happen to me a few times.

Just watched a Mud Hens game tonight. They got beaten by the Norfolk Tides 2-1. A decent game.

"New LED technology?" This really is 1997, isn't it.

His insurance company was confused when he told them he'd just acquired fire insurance.

And the six planets' worth of stupid. Don't forget that.

I would argue that the top one is a 4WD, whereas the FF is AWD. What's the difference, you say? One involves a transfer case and usually a low range. And can, you know, actually do off-roadin' stuff.

I have far more respect for plumbers than I do anybody with an MBA. Plumbers are useful. The country needs more plumbers.

Massive 75-Car Crash in Virginia Inevitable Result of Dipshit Americans Driving Like Dipshits

Two things:

Respect, Boss-man!

I've often had a nearly uncontrollable urge to take my car up to about 150mph and then nose it on over head-on into a semi or bridge abutment, nearly guaranteeing death. I suppose that's more just suicidal ideations than the call of the void, though.

At least, not of his own Accord.

Who the fuck dives into first? I learned that that was incredibly stupid in like, fourth grade. I'm pretty sure everybody but this asshole knows that.