A) They're Indian, based on the Tamil and the heavy Indian accent when the lady is speaking English (also, props for dual-language!).

Apple Maps is starting its long campaign to fix their woeful display of roads by making the roads look like their maps. That way, they're FORETELLING THE FUTURE

Well damn, I forgot about the fourth one. Only one of them is really visible from the ground - the south one. The north one is barely visible if you know exactly where to look through the fence and foliage. The middle two are only visible if you're driving on the taxiways (which I have done).

There are three of them (they're called Photogrametric test targets) at Webster field in St. Inigoes, MD. I know this because I worked there. One of them is easy to spot. The other two are not so easy, but they form a straight line. See if you can spot them!

That's cute. USA Today seems to think that there's even 1 part out of a Chevy SS anything in that car she drove.

Here we see a brave little toaster, oversteering its bagel.

They only deploy to distract you from the fact that your inner thighs are, in fact, on fire.

All that really tells me is that they covered their tires in tar pitch and it ripped part of the rubber off.

I always wondered how/if the airbags in my '94 SHO would work in a wreck. I got the chance to find out last year when I nailed an Impala. Both airbags went off, and the only damage caused [by them] was a cracked windscreen. I even had sunglasses on, and they were intact afterwards.

...And not getting cancer of the everything.

>"will come to a full stop in 377 feet thanks to simply massive carbon brakes"

Haha, "Giant DC-8 Jetliner"

GODDAMMIT WHY DOES THIS COUNTRY KEEP REWARDING STUPIDITY!?

The USS Constitution is still on the active naval registry. You know, the one with sails.

Well to be honest the thought process that led from "What plumbing equipment blows up?" to "PVC cement" took about three seconds. And I'm not a plumber. I've just used the shit and vividly remember what it smells like. Also, I used to use MEK earlier in my Navy days and I know we used to play "blow the airman up" with…

The Jensen button. That is too fuckin' funny right there.

PVC cement and primer will most definitely, quite assuredly blow the fuck up, especially if the can is nearly empty, not well sealed (which is definitely possible) and venting vapors. MEK and Toluene are both explosively flammable at the right vapor concentration.

Oh. That is admittedly quite a bit porkier than I thought.

Again, all I'm saying is that a car with that much torque from zero RPM and as light as it is (my Mustang is 3,680lbs without me in it, and I'm 200lbs) should trap way faster than a 12.37. It's not even a half second faster than my fat-ass car with less TQ.

Not even a little bit. When I made that run, the sum total of mods to the car was a short[er] shifter and a tune. I was running the stock tires and the stock suspension. Granted, I have the Brembo package (this is a '12 GT) so I had the stickier P Zeros but all the same, I kinda thought the track wasn't very well…