EVERYTHING I SAY IS SUPER SERIOUS AND I SAY IT SUPER SERIOUSLY

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Number of photogs around him that forgot to take their lens cap off: 0

That was a really low blow.

I doubt the Nigerians cared at all; they were being fed regular meals for like, two weeks straight in the Village.

Oh yes - Americans are far too lazy to spell out "Bourgeois".

He did this role quite well, actually. The Vorta are supposed to be like that.

Flying fish and now deep-sea-diving birds. I just don't know what to call anything any more.

Well Kampongs are a lot more common up in Malaysia, and no I didn't - I lived in Clementi, then Sembawang, then YCK, then AMK, and a few other places. We moved around a lot.

No, but we are making fun of you for being so uptight about it.

They must really, really, really not have much to do in Latvia.

I wonder if he just made those numbers up.

I was thinking, "That guy is insane for not wearing any sort of protective gear," but then it occurred to me that no amount of protective gear on the planet is going to even remotely affect the outcome of 3,500lbs of explosives detonating inches from your body.

Wait, 13,000mph or 13,000kph? It's sort of been an issue in the past.

Air Force Academy cadets would like to request a 13-slice version.

Well, except for the part with the four handicap spaces.

They really are total assholes.

Hah! Thanks to my two cats back in S'pore I'd find at least four or five gecko tails around the house a week. Ridiculous. Also, we once found a Marsh Pit Viper... baby in the house. The baby didn't terribly concern us, but the whereabouts of its mother sure as hell did!

A lot of Americans have never had to deal with flying cockroaches, and a number believe that no such thing exists, but I grew up in Singapore, where the cockroaches are not only ~3-4 inches long, they fly right at your fucking face. It is quite the sight. And by quite the sight I mean I shit my pants.

Oh my God, please do not try streaming HD video through the TOR network. That shit is ridiculously slow as it is.