This isn't the first dual redundant/parallel systems failure in recent news, even. Both engines of the F/A-18 that crashed in Virginia Beach, VA in April failed for different reasons at nearly the same time. It really sucks when that happens.

"You’re Going to See More Ads in Your Facebook Newsfeed"

That's ok, it gives those of use who have been around a while (say, through at least two commenting system revisions and maybe one big password hack) something extra to chuckle about.

Well there is no way he is going to avoid trees with that.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BATTERY

The island screams Enterprise. Its island (and jet shop area on the ass-end of the ship) are very different than that of the Nimitz carriers.

Correctamundo! Damn near everything on the carrier that doesn't run on Uranium-238 runs on JP-5.

"You sure can try!"

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!

Catholics can appreciate beauty as well as the next guy. Catholicism cannot.

Ignorance is costly. Powerline adapters are <$80, tops.

>320lbs

So now you're saying you assumed that I was literally going to attempt to get hired by said security firm and bring it down from the inside just because I said what I did? The whole fucking point of what I said was that no security is truly secure. That's all what I was saying, but if I was too obtuse and abstract for…

Counterpoint:

I was going with the "A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step" approach, but congrats on looking at only that one single step, and not thinking beyond it whatsoever.

Meh, I already have a pretty decent job as it is anyway. :)

Yes, because I wouldn't bother to wait to actually get hired, which would be the whole fucking point of a job application, you cottonheaded ninnymuggins.

Perhaps, but you absolutely excel at being a pedantic dick.

I can violate and get past every single one of their security measures with one single sheet of paper.

There is only one possible purpose to Twitter, and that is for you to destroy your own life.