Define "old Gizmodians" lol

"Muahahahahaha"

Wait, are we expecting a series of athletic games for national pride, or the allied air invasion?

I remember voting for Tom's entries all the way from the beginning of that contest. There were lots of good entries, but Tom's stood out from the rest the entire way through. I can't believe it's been 20 months already... seems like last month that all went down. You will be missed, Tom, but I wish you the best of…

Gliders do have small inline wheels (well, a lot of them d0), and some have skids to land on. Gliders are so light (no more than a few hundred pounds) that not much is needed. As for why he didn't land on grass... grassland can hide a lot of terrain features (hills, dips, etc.) that can very quickly destroy a glider…

He stopped quick because he probably wasn't going much faster than 50mph, if that, when he landed. Long-ass straight wings equals very slow flight speeds.

For what it's worth, before the great PH/JO/LI/DM merger into MC, he would've been a Photographer's Mate. The other three are Journalist, Lithographer and Draftsman/Illustrator, respectively.

No, it was the 430 - it was during his review of the 458 - you should watch it; it's in the top 5 car reviews (under the Ford "Beach Assault" Focus and the Reliant Robin). The reason for most of his 430 hate is that James May has (had?) one. Jezza was very uncomplimentary of the 430. Having driven a 458 myself [once],…

You could do the same thing that allowed us to crack Heiroglyphics decades ago - encode the information on the disk in 10 to 20 different languages and numerical systems (there are only a few, but do all of them, including binary, hex, octal, etc.). Odds are good that at least one of the languages on Earth will…

I don't know about you, bro, but I would not want my sack massaged.

As a guy who was ship's company on a carrier for four years, I can say with certainty...

Flying the F-35, I would imagine, would feel about like driving a Nissan GT-R. Any n00b can be an expert, because there's no skill involved*.

How 'bout I challenge this computer to a game of racquetball?

I think you don't understand what Jezebel is about very well.

As a dude, I'm pretty saddened by the number of dudes in the comments that are defending the dude in the article. It's ridiculous that anybody thinks that what that dude did was ok, and frankly I agree that he deserved fist to face.

All Naval message traffic on the Mid-Atlantic coasts gets distributed through a serial cable. The Navy also still demands faxed documents on a regular basis. I'll let you make of that what you will.

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That's about accurate, yes.

Yeah, uh.

Basically, anybody who says it can't may as well hold up a huge sign that says, "I'M AN IMBECILE".