Can prevent Forrester fires.

No, I'm wearing a set of NWUs right now, and they're pixellated. Also they're incredibly dumb. The only time they'll blend in is if you fall overboard.

I'm willing to bet the IRA has a bit of some fun stuff around somewhere. You know, just in case.

...About 30mm wide?

That would explain what the gigantic 20-foot long case that looked like the world's longest rifle case was that went through security at DFW airport the same time I did a few weeks ago. I was very, very confused as to what the hell could be that long and yet be carried pretty easily by two people. I don't think I…

There are only two car reviews I actually remember from history; one is a review of the 2009 Viper in C&D that used the phrase (and I'm paraphrasing), "The exhaust sounds like a farting tuba". The other is here from Jalopnik. I'll give you the phrase that makes me remember the review forever, and see how many remember…

It must be; Hawking is well known to be pretty - shall we say - impatient when it comes to that sort of thing. He does not like to dwell on his handicap. His mind is remarkably strong, on top of being unimaginably brilliant.

Good God man, that's gotta hurt.

"Also, stay away from OCZ. They are terrible."

Caduet is another one where they get you good.

Also, Koalas will rip your fucking face off. That's maybe another reason to avoid them.

...All 19 days out of the year that it's warm enough to do so. :P

Argh, you're correct. I looked it up and I totally have them backwards.

Street tires release oils when they get hot that make them quite a bit more slippery. Seriously, there's a reason everybody tells you not to do burn-outs with street tires at the strip.

You know how much human-on-human crime there is north of Edmonton? NOT MUCH. Why? Because everybody knows that everybody else has a gun.

...Which is a DI AR15.

The first time I went drag racing, I got one of those little window paint markers and wrote "NOOB" in huge letters on the back window. People laughed a little, but afterward a few folks came up to me and said, "Hey man, you did pretty good for your first time!" It's all good. Everybody's had to do it the first time…

No, we think it's hilarious when an idiot wrecks a nice car.

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Just waiting for these drones to turn into skeet.