Naval Aircrew Ejection Seat.

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That's just a good way to end up getting the supervisor's chair wired directly to 110v, if you know what I mean.

Gonzo approves.

A NACES, and a hole in the roof.

Well yes, some cities in the US are older than 300 years. Boston, Norfolk, Philadelphia, and some other cities on the Eastern seaboard all have histories that date quite a bit further back. But to say that those cities represent the USA is stupid; geographically speaking, you're talking maybe 5% of the country. The…

I don't think you get it. Before about 300 years ago, governments hadn't really figured out, nor seen the need for centralized city planning. Once governments figured out that traffic planning was starting to get important, for almost every city that had already been built (read: all of Europe), it simply wasn't worth…

"Sod off my lawn, you git."

Most cities more than about 300 years old are like that. Not coincidentally, America is not yet 300 years old.

My father doesn't react in any way whatsoever to mosquito bites. No welt, no itching, no swelling, nothing. When asked why, he credits his time spent in the 70s at a NORAD radar site in northern Minnessota (USAF). Apparently he got bitten so often by skeeters up there in the summer that he built up an immunity to…

Sure, but 2.5 V6s are still half as fun as one GT500.

*ahem*. First, note its size. Then, stare agape at its unbelievable ugliness.

I think that just means you're a douche.

Step 1: Buy ship for $100,000

It's not about how fast you hit the wall. It's about how far you can push the wall after you hit it.

"Elderly Man Tries to Drill Holes In Artillery Shells: Exactly What You'd Think Would Happen Happens"

90% of the time, any asshat can fly an airplane. They pretty much fly themselves. This... this other 10% is why they go through hundreds and hundreds (and even thousands) of hours of training for every conceivable situation. I consider myself a pretty good pilot, and there's no way in shit I'd be able to stick that…

You sir, are a genius.

GODDAMMIT

That is, frankly, pretty easy to flush. It's the two-inch-wide lincoln logs that present the most trouble.