"...they began one of the more bizarre police chases we've ever heard of."

FHAT THE WUCK!?

A Neutron Star has the mass of 500,000 Earths, or the approximate density of the average New Yorker.

It is not an equal playing field. Heard of Affirmative Action?

The irony is, the QR code is the number for the National Poison Control Center.

You have clearly not attempted to get a job or placement in a semi-decent (read: expensive) university in the past 20 years.

Unknown language = FORTRAN

I love how these people think that only white people are racist. That seems pretty racist in and of itself. Some of the most racist people I've come into contact with weren't white.

It just got a lot easier to get rid of annoying neighbors!

Two points:

Not real funny, until you learn it is RIGHT before Minneapolis Int'l Airport. I giggle EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it.

Reply to approve and promote.

"It makes a sound that most Americans just aren't used to..."

That's actually less than what I paid for my car :(

I know Morgan didn't use Lucas, I just couldn't resist the cheap shot. :)

So basically you're saying that now the entire powertrain is nothing but Lucas Electrics?

I don't blame him for a second for turning State's... no honor among thieves, etc. etc. I am a bit surprised that he folded so quickly, but that's what happens when you have the maturity of a 14 year old.

Next month's shooting challenge: TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU SMASHING YOUR CAMERA WITH A HAMMER

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Successful = No damage to ze choppah, everybody walks away.