I was hoping you'd have Wil Wheaton's response to his having been made aware of the existence of a Kindle book entitled Wesley Crusher, Teenage Fuck Machine by Regretsy. If that wasn't hilarious I don't know what was.

This is what happens when little boys get arrested and charged with big boy crimes. They squeal like little boys. Seriously, dude lived in his grandmother's basement. That's sad.

A lot of cheaper hard drives use glass platters.

Sorry, but THIS is the first thing that pops in everybody else's head when hearing the phrase "fighter jet".

I never did understand Hydrox. What the hell kind of name is that!? It sounds like a skincare product. Or a horrible military weapon.

Looks like a semi-successful autorotation.

POST PHOTOS PLOX :D

Well, since we were all too poor to be able to afford real Vermont maple syrup anyway, has this mild winter affected the nation's High-Fructose Corn Syrup forests at all?

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop doing methamphetamines!

"This is Texas, we do things BIGGER! We can't just crash our Police UAV, we have to crash our Police UAV into POLICE APCs with MORE POLICE IN THEM!"

Spoiler Alert: The Enterprise coming out of warp is what created the Big Bang.

Two years from now: "Scientists Develop Truly Random Number Generator Using Tortoiseshell Cat Genome"

It's a good thing Ray didn't review this car, as Catrinel's little trick of slapping you in the face, getting you all hot 'n bothered, then turning into a damned car wouldn't have done her the least bit of good.

As the owner of a puny T2i with delusions of grandeur, I'm ecstatic at the release of the mkIII - ownership of a mkII is a lot more realistic now :D

As an actual Sailor, I must protest the use of "Curse like a sailor".

Something something something no honor among thieves.

I've found that simply carrying a Leatherman, a simple Maglite AA LED flashlight, and a tube of chap-stik prepares me for 80-90% of the "odd" situations I find myself in. Ignoring the necessity of food and water, those three things can also get one through most emergency situations.

Williams should probably steer well clear of Wisconsin for a while.

There are other types of anus plugs?

Those. ALL of those.