Clearly, Cobb short-throw shifters are so good, they'll save your car from trees even when it's not moving.

Just another day in Catholicism, Inc.

"There's a benefit in this for the more tech-savvy gearheads who want to hack the systems to show rear-mounted video while driving."

It was too loooooooooooooooose

Something something something Costa F458.

*Coughthat'saGlockcough*

Turns out he's good friends with DragonVette's owner.

If I were the Pirates, frankly I wouldn't want anybody discussing me ever.

One Asian drove poorly; now every Asian can't drive.

Given that he's still standing and speaking [mostly] coherently at the end of it, I'm gonna go with no, but it seems to have come pretty close!

That is indeed some unfortunate white balance.

No, no it wasn't.

It's... Japanese car porn.

Oh, so they are going the Ford route on this.

Well if they're driving in the shoulder, then yes. But frankly, that's their problem.

How much does it cost to drive a Porsche up Mt. Everest?

The Government's working on that for you!

Step 1: Get into right lane of highway (obviously this is for if you're on a highway or other road with a wide shoulder).

Well that's one way to notify the cops.

Not mentioned: Weaver stance