Having worked with said "American Machines" for a number of years now, I can absolutely believe that. They are so stupendously complicated that they break all the damn time, and it's because of the stupendously stupid acquisitions process - one that constantly demands conflicting and/or outlandish requirements, and…

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

There's gotta be an Asian Driver joke in here somewhere.

I developed a special key for the first lock.

As somebody who works closely with the Shadow system, that is not a Shadow up there at the top. Not even remotely close (no pun intended). Nearly every detail that can be different about an aircraft is. So if by "Proprietary version" to Raytheon means "Completely fucking different", then yes, that's a Shadow.

It is in my Mustang.

It actually seems pretty apparent that Christians are simply scared of Atheists, and/or of the concept of Atheism. It threatens them. Why? I couldn't really tell you. Your average Atheist (take me, for example) honestly doesn't have a problem with Christianity. I respect your decision to worship a god, and I can…

HD280s are budget headphones sort of like a Boxter is a budget Porsche. The only people who think either are cheap are people who take themselves way too seriously, and probably have no idea what the big deal behind OWS is.

Hear, hear.

The Navy can be great... and the Navy can be awful. The rate you choose is every bit as important as your MOS. We have a saying here - "Choose your rate, choose your fate." We may not have Abrams or Strykers or MRAPs, but we do have... well, we have the gun that's in my avatar. It's a pretty cool one, eh?

Secret Detail: The MC GT4's a Fiero too!

Every time I nearly avoid an accident through deft maneuvering, I still, to this day, shout out, "COUP FOURRÉ, BITCH!" It confuses the hell out of the other passengers, if there are any.

Them's the ones. Most underrated card game of all time, IMHO.

Oh, you're a scientist, that explains it all. (tee hee)

Chuck Norris can do it in 1.

Make sure you put a Type R sticker on your Goldwing as well; everybody knows that they give an automatic 10HP bump.

All I saw when I read that was, "Lorem Ipsum..." but to answer your mawkishly worded question, the most immediate application would be for the military.

MILLE BORNES! I love that game! I even found an old-ass Windows 3.1 computer game version just so I could play it on my computer.

All this proves is that "Do no evil" is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, dead forever.

Inb4 "Marine Corps is department of the Navy / Yeah, men's department" exchange