Sounds like he laughs in the end... she goes to jail for attempted murder and/or criminal mischeif, vandalism, or attempted manslaughter... and she gets to pay for any damages she causes to his truck.

Pretty good :). I'm working with UAVs now... yes, those UAVs. Google Fire Scout. It's a pretty awesome job.

It seems Americans, and America as a whole, has lost the ability to see more than a week into the future. People and agencies are terrified to spend money up front, even though much lower maintenance costs, and a lower overall cost, are guaranteed.

Well it's a good thing they stopped her before she could get off with really useful technology, like Amigas.

What are you talking about? This here was clearly the BEST MOUSE EVAR

5 Hour Energies contain, according to their label, 8,333% of your Vitamin B12. Since I drink one a day, I should be set!

It's Jersey Shore in musical form.

It's ok, everybody knows that secretly, the walls have springs behind them.

That's a Lada damage.

And America would like to reinforce yet again how much of a fuck it does not give about what the rest of the world does.

Fine, Giz, after years of pestering from Amazon, you've finally convinced me to get it.

This article is not written for people who think a Corolla is an awesome car. This article is written for Jalops, and Jalops check their OWN GODDAMN OIL.

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So in all this, the main problem is that nobody is allowing the possibility that troop cars can be stolen by... wait for it... criminals. There is no way for Trooper Watts to have known that it was actually a cop apparently taking a police cruiser for a joyride, which is pretty much exactly what that was. Since cop…

Wouldn't that be torquenically speaking?

I can't even begin to think of all the reasons why this is an incredibly stupid idea, but I'll try anyway.

There's a joke about Brazilians vs. landing strips in here somewhere.

"Less pulling, more blowing up, plz"

Thanks. :) I've had some pretty incredible experiences in my life. Unfortunately, something I wasn't able to film and post on youtube are the times I was on a .50 cal mount at the front of the carrier and had F-14 Tomcats (among others) taking off at full afterburner literally feet over my head. It was quite possibly…

God help us all if a little bit of cleavage is NSFW. Seriously, there was zero nipple.