I snarf'd.

The moral of this story: Do not fuck with Postal Inspectors.

Well that would be the most expensive spacecraft. But you were close!

"About this 'World's most expensive plane' business..."

I've had all six series of the Anthrax vaccine, and the worst side effect I had was a hella sore arm. I don't think I know anybody that's had any really bad side effects.

The people are not to be trusted. The people cannot handle their own affairs. The government must handle the peoples' affairs for them, because the people are weak and stupid, and probably smell pretty bad, too.

"Man, I really shit on New Jersey there, didn't I!"

Well here's an analogy. You come to my house to... idunno, sell me Boy Scout popcorn. I am not sure of what might happen. I don't know you, and don't know what you're capable. Therefore, I come out in full body armor, get a large gun out and press the muzzle up against your forehead.

Why? Because they don't do daytime ops.

I always thought they just painted a RADAR portrait of Rosie O'Donnell on the bottom. No self-respecting RADAR wants to see that.

Considering that even with the shoddiest aviation maintenance practices, you're still almost a hundred times more likely to die in the car trip to the airport means your fears are quite unfounded.

Proof yet again that simplicity is its own kind of beauty, and often the best.

I would debate that; I had Sirius for 6 months free in my car, and they didn't give a fuck when it expired.

If I had known motorcycle-esque engines would be allowed, I would've sumbitted the Taurus SHO. The 3.0L Yamaha V6 is closer to a motorcycle engine than you'd believe. In fact, the current best source of valve shims is motorcycle dealers (Yamaha, natch, and I believe Suzuki as well). Without annoying accessories like…

Only three months of Sirius? Well, that's disappointing.

Susan G. Komen foundation for ass-hat parking.

Most "fan art" of Chell can never, ever, ever be shown on Kotaku.

I kinda just figured the sole point of that game was to pick up prostitutes, pay them, receive services, wait 'til they get out of the car, run them over, then pick up the money you gave them.

Well Star Wars Episode 1 was "The most anticipated movie in history", and we all know what happened there.