All I can say to this is that this makes Keanu sad.

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It is pretty good, except for the part where I didn't join the Navy so I could be in the fucking Army. If I wanted to be surrounded by the dumbest fucking people on the planet, I would've joined the fucking Army.

The much higher humidity alone would make the flights a lot better.

Bingo.

I'm not a knife expert. I know what worked for me in Iraq.

'Ring time: 23 years, 8 minutes, 35 seconds

If you poke around a little bit, you'll find the US military loves nothing more than putting acronyms in acronyms. I've even heard a few acronyms in acronyms in acronyms. It's pretty trippy explaining it to the FNGs.

So basically if I give you $50 before I shoot you in the head, I'm a pretty cool guy?

I'll stick with my LMF II, thanks.

Looks like VTEC's become contagious.

Worse, Navy IA. I shot down mortars for a year in Baghdad.

Hey, these things I don't know... all I know is they gave me an M16A2 for a year and told me to clean it.

Damn, it seems I jacked up every part of that comment. It seems I confused 18mp with 14fps when I did the math.

You're right, and I knew that - I was in a hurry when I typed it out and couldn't be bothered to fix it. I know either the M4A1 or A2 do full auto, and they're pretty fast from what I recall.

That's actually significantly faster than a machine gun. The M16 fires at around ~800rpm in full auto, this thing fires at 1,080fpm. Ridiculous.

It would make sense then, that all Audi drivers are cocks.

If this new Justin fails to make all the text on the site both bold AND italic, I'll be severely disappointed.

Watch yer cornhole, bud.