It would seem that Dark Matter and God are the same thing. Both their existences can't be proven, but they're both the answer for everything we don't know.

Basically, plastic. Just a very complex form of plastic. Their main problem is that they are LOUUUUUUD. Top men are working on that.

I don't give a crap when Canon ships it. All I care about is when borrowlenses.com is going to get it, and how much they're going to want for it for a week.

Well that's nothing. My fastest solve time is... well, about 29 years and counting.

'Ring time?

P3 Kill-a-Watt: $20

The irony is, somebody's definitely getting fucked in this deal.

"Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

I suppose in a way it's good that it happened during the last race of the season; now Indycar officials will have the whole off-season to figure out what happened, why it happened, why in the hell somebody died because of it, and what they can do to make sure that never happens again. Or, at the very least, nobody…

It's hard to find one of these not coated in grey primer, much less in stock condition.

You could just go to any Apple store and ask them. You could also call their number. I'm sure they have one.

Pretty sure an IOTV would stop as many crossbow bolts as the Romans could fling at it.

Congrats on the star!

That's all well and good, and it's a valid argument, but I feel it's treating the symptoms, not finding the cure. Why are these things even necessary in the first place? Why is criminality so brazen in this country that police need (or feel they need) military-grade hardware?

The problem is that this is the DEA's head investigator.

Bystanders report small, glittering dollar signs shooting out from the vicinity of his wound.

Well that's all well and all, but you can't play it for the first two weeks, I've heard.

I have a strange feeling that you actually love sounding like an audio snob. Unfortunately, I think audio douche is a more appropriate term. The "If you don't make $100K a year FUCK YOU" part is what did it for me.

It would appear that this is what Newton's first law was referring to.

I see the resemblance.