Edit: NIBBLES!!!!!!!

So basically what you, and this company, are saying is that America has become basically indistinguishable from Afghanistan and Iraq. Because I've been to Iraq, and that's what I saw there. A lot of them. Not them exactly, but close enough. I'm informed that there are a few in A-stan as well.

The ketchup article was pretty shark-jumpey. That is, if the shark were made of delicious ketchup. Mmm, jumping ketchup sharks.

It seems like it'd be more at home at a Dunkin' Donuts.

Sadly, no trees to avoid.

Or, you know, don't. Your choice.

I think you're confusing that joke with a real comment.

Pssh, everybody knows Hondas have no torque.

"Some insiders have said that the most likely cause of its leaning is many unsubstantiated rape charges."

"Lunar citizens, please use the customs line to the right. Non-citizens, use the line to the left."

Precisely - well, I'm not so sure about gets better fuel economy, as that's just as much a metric of gearing as actual efficiency - but, in any case, the point is that it irks me when a group of guys with cars that have 50 year old engines that have somehow done a fantastic job of keeping up with the times talk shit…

So is adult Men's "flag football". Have you ever seen grown men playing flag football that didn't pretty much devolve into full contact football after 10 minutes?

Oh, you mean the 50-year old engine technology that is in the cars whose drivers make fun of Mustangs for their 50-year old suspension technology?

Which then brings up the lb/ft per liter lectures. I don't care how much power your engine produces at 9,000rpm. Do you drive around at that all day?

Also, I've discovered the fastest way on the planet to shut up a Honda fanboi:

But my Mustang is better than M3s and Camaros and Challengers and... oh fuck.

Actually, I'd submit that these shoes are proof that certain demographics will purchase anything.

The problem is, this news is going to very soon disappear, along with the scientists performing the experiments. See, this procedure would cure Diabetes, and we just can't have things curing people, can we? Because if people are cured, then they can't pay exorbitant amounts of money for years and years for…

They won't go to captain's mast, much less admiral's mast, but they will absolutely get a sound ass-chewing. Unless this is their second or third time doing it, then they will probably go to captain's mast. They'd have to fuck up way worse than that to go to admiral's mast.

Ye gods, it's a damn good thing he didn't hook a wire, he was just a couple of inches away from them. Had he hooked one, the plane would've been surely destroyed.