“Hey there. Name’s Max. Max Rich, I should say. It’s a name and a way of life, my friend. Say, where do you summer?”

Double counterpoint, from a recent interview she did with Lena Dunham. Yes, I realize it was a joke. I also realize it’s a fucking vile one:

If you want to hear them do a familiar song:

I especially love Ramin Djawadi’s Old West cover of “Paint it Black”; it is my FAVORITE thing.

Meyer convinced the Pats (and assumedly told other teams) that AH had just been ‘running with the wrong crowd back home.’ If Meyer had actually done his fucking job and gone to Gainesville Police or FDLE, there’s a good goddamn chance Hernandez would have been in prison long before Odin Lloyd (and probably the two…

I mean ... if you’re gonna go, going at 78 while doing something you clearly loved isn’t the worst way. All of my sympathies to his family and friends, who I’m sure are devastated, but this is so much better than, say, dying from leukemia at 57.

Inspiring. He sounds like a genuinely nice human being. And he passed away at a place he clearly loved. Rest in peace, Mr. Kim.

I saw in Bernie a politician willing to go to bat for the best options available for the public. Reality be damned, let’s TRY for single payer health care. Let’s TRY for free college. Shoot for the moon; you might not make it but you might be surprised with how far you get.

*eyeroll* This tired schtick?

For instance, we can automate the guillotine we use in the revolution. Streamline as hell.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

*millions die of preventable disease and starvation while a few dozen people own half the wealth of the planet that is dying from climate change* capitalism works well in theory...

Spicy. Thai.

Now she’s peddling the newest scam of all, charter schools for all.

some people hate those waldo kits but they are precious i love them

Yeah, thats the tsunami map for the Sumatra Earthquake in 2004. Nice try bigot. https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/3vmapm/fecal_concentration_of_the_worlds_oceans_1208px/ 

Funny, I too hate “covering up brain damage,” “blacklisting players from the league for political activism,” and “having a racist team name.” It’s like me and Rog are on the exact same page!

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

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