And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

it’s astonishing because compared to 2008, 2016 might as well have been an episode of Teletubbies. as a reminder, in 2008 the Clinton party line was that all Obama Boys were a bunch of misogynist rapists-in-waiting following the orders of a secret muslim who ate dogs, and Clinton needed to stay in the race in case…

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

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Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Today should not be Goku day.

The same people who say to vote for Manchin every fucking time. It’s so obvious and craven. If Manchin, Sinema, and all of those right-wing bastards are Dems but Bernie isn’t, then fuck the Dems.

We’re getting a recession.

I guess we’re getting a war then.

NOW he’s ready to be a KNICK!

Really? Because several already have.

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

I’m pretty sure Annie Clark is the coolest motherfucker on the planet

Thanks for calling it what it is, Patrick


Israel are murdering men, women and children as they push to maintain their apartheid regime
The world needs to hold them to account
We all should at least have the courage of the Argentinian FA

It’s a big room, full of weed, and it’s Deondre’s. It’s like Fort Knox.

Perhaps he’s leaving to join the Navy.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.