This is weird, and bad, but remember, people who go to conventions are weird, and bad, and are completely unlike general election voters!

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

The Tour would be more interesting if they gave the riders billy clubs and chain whips.

Moist...

Not enough?

Don’t forget about our temperature systems. Fahrenheit is useless scientifically, but it neatly divides the air temperature we’re likely to ever see. 0F - Very Cold. 100F - Very Hot

Yeah, if the Republicans win the White House they might nominate Republican justices like Merrick Garland! Oh, wait

Trump’s going to build a Dyson sphere around our sun and make the aliens pay for it.

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Many antisemites believe that all communist movements are run by Jews. No joke.

What, 18 innings? We left in the 6th.

There is nothing inherently good or necessary about having a job. What we, as a society, need to ensure is that everyone is capable of surviving without a job. People rage against socialism, but when their capitalist pals replace the workers with robots, we’ll see how quickly they change their tune.

This lake can be seen from space! This city can be seen from space! This road can be seen from space! This car can be seen from space! This guy can be seen from space!

I can see my car in my driveway “from space” using Google Maps. Can we find another phrase and stop using ‘can be seen from space’... please?

Speak for yourself, I could stand to hear more. ;)

I am going to go to the adult movie theater

So these aren’t the traits of Gibraltar?

“If takes could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.”

I'm hearing LL Cool J in the back of my head right now....