Here’s one that is definitely not a valid prediction of the future.

It’s like you aren’t paying attention to anything.

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

With all the horrible stuff this past week, we are all in need of good news like this.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

Elliott isnt Tyrell. Come on man. Elliot’s boss recognizes them both.

Can we stop using “_____ is now visible from space” headlines? So is my car, that headline means literally nothing.

lol... thank you i say this all the time.. the great wall can only be see with a lens... then everything can be seen with a lens.. everything is visible from space on a clear day!

Talk about confusing. My mom says I’m a catch. Somehow I’m 40 and still single.

Hot take: ban fan voting.

...though if they try to invade DC in the summer without being adjusted to the atmosphere, they’ll all drown merely by breathing deeply.

First step? Look in the mirror and ask yourself... “Does she really exist? Really?”

My biggest issue with DWS is that she has failed at her job of getting democrats elected in down ticket races. So I think most people would be happy if she resigned imo. We need to reinstate the Howard Dean 50 state strategy that worked really well and enabled the democrats to take over control of congress.

But do you have Gjallarhorn?

$10 million a pop and find a whole mess of aluminum in space.

Pretty sure that eating plants that you’re unfamiliar with is a big no-no. I think eating mystery plants would easily fall under ego and incompetence.

They’re streets ahead on this one.