Iceland guarantees 24 days of paid leave every year, as do many other successful and normal countries with reasonable and normal economies. We could also do this in America.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

How many times have sportscasters uttered a banal sentiment about “honoring our troops?” There’s a political calculus under that statement that never gets examined but that’s an endorsement of a political viewpoint. (And might even be a paid promotion.)

No, today it’s still us, by fucking with nature. Good effort though!

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

Sarah Palin want to leave the UN? Does she realize how much of an advantage the US gets from its de facto leadership? HAS SHE EVER PLAYED CIVILIZATION?

I will NEVER complain about a delay. No matter the game. We live in a gaming era where far too many incomplete games are released. Delay, delay, delay. I don’t want patches.

Naw, it’s just a plywood panel that screws into the top of the desk. When he’s done with a book he just pops the panel off and sends it in to the publisher. The shipping cost is pretty high but he can just run down to home depot and get a new desktop when he’s ready for his next novel.

People still being harassed by them, I suppose?

Get out.

I found it! The wrongest post on the internet today.

I’m disappointed they didn’t use this.

I don’t know everyone in the league, but I thought Jose Calderon was Lady Gaga’s male persona.

Uh, no. Pelsoi is in the U.S. HOUSE, Cruz is in the U.S. SENATE.

Other nations pluck promising 12-year-olds out of school and put them into soccer academies. I’m not even saying that’s a good thing, it seems like misplaced priorities. I’m just saying, how do you compete with that?

Would rather have the Serie A league Bradley than MLS Bradley.

Actually if you live in the suburbs buying into the whole "only car" lifestyle, the car is a single point of failure. In DC I'd imagine there's a bus.

Yep same. Although in the summer, I usually opt for a mid-afternoon peach or a banana if I’m working out later. Once you get used to snacking on fruit, all that processed shit is deeply unsatisfying.

No. The correct answer was Cthulhu.

Is this where we're putting the wine recommendations, then?