Having watched soap operas for years, every time Xo talks about being cancer-free I get a nervous twinge in my stomach. 

He better watch out for those damn bottle kids. 

A little too good, if you ask me - they brought John Belushi on as the celebrity death of the week, and next thing you know....

The kid on cymbals for “Rhiannon” is my personal hero. He or she totally gives’er.

They’re making it look like a fun good-time romp, and then periodically show Vince Neil’s daughter and the car crash that killed Razzle, and I’m like.... “ehhh....this is going to have some jarring shifts in tone.”

Speaking purely selfishly, I hope that they don’t recast the part, and hopefully they finally bury the hatchet with original Drucilla and bring her back.

Yeah, but can Arsenio clear his busy, busy schedule? 

At least he’s not wearing the hockey jerseys anymore. 

Worse than the Peter Cook-Dudley Moore “Hound of the Baskervilles”?

What, are we not allowed to mention Nora Dunn up in this piece?

If elementary school hasn’t changed in the 25 years since I’ve been away (and why on earth should it have?) there’ll be one kid who’s seen the original and tells everyone how “sick” it is, and the word will spread like wildfire. And about 75% of the kids will lie about having seen it, but will learn enough by osmosis t…

If a cleaned-up Toxic Avenger causes a new generation of children to seek out the original, well...that’s a horrid idea. 

Spoiler: The last season takes place in Purgatory.

I enjoy how she plays him like Walter Matthau was the lost Festrunk brother.

Jim Downey put it best; at this point, SNL is a slightly below average restaurant in a really, really good location. It’s coasted on reputation since 1985. 

Every episode of LAST MAN STANDING should start with Tim Allen coughing, his wife looking slightly concerned, and then moving on with the show.

It’s like the writers built in a failsafe in case of emergency.

He’s not in the Hall of Fame because his widow refuses to let the WWE induct him, as she blames them for his death. 

If you believe the backroom gossip, basically Lesnar changed everything last minute, decided he wasn’t going to sell at all for Ambrose and gave him as little offense as possible. I can see how that would break a guy’s spirit somewhat.

I want Josh Hartnett in the background of a scene, scowling at having been erased from Laurie Strode’s history.