Wedding Crashers is this generation's DELTA HOUSE.

And, from a later draft:

These sessions will just consist of showing reruns of the episode of Cosby Show where Rudy's fish Lamont dies.

Or David Hyde Pierce, it seems.

How long do you think these kids' shows are? Some of the Netflix kids' shows are like, 7 minutes each.

My 2 year old son is obsessed with the Mr. Men and Little Miss books, even though most of them revolve around one of the Mr. Men torturing one of the others until they "change their ways" or "learn their lesson". Mr. Tickle is a straight-up sexual predator.

Have we established if Charlize Theron has a cat in ATOMIC BLONDE?

"The flashback to a teenage Daya—played by Dasani Kristal Gonzalez, the latest triumph by the show’s casting department in finding uncannily similar-looking actors to play younger versions of our characters"

Funny to hear the Joe Rogan, “Wooooooooow” in Spanish. It really does translate.

"Cor Blimey, you shot me bloody kneecap off!"

Hugh Grant also had his phone hacked by News of the World, a tabloid whose editor at the time was…you guessed it. Frank Stallone.

Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton. Beat up Martin.

Harris' brother is still feuding with Kanye.

That's right, Ken.

Survivor: Ass v Gas v Grass

I feel like as the show winds down its final season we'll get a ton of Buzzfeed-level thinkpieces about all the awful things each character did and how we were still supposed to like them.

Yeah, Judd Apatow came along and did a much more evolved version of the type of movie Kevin had been trying to make the entire time, after which Kevin tried to make a Judd Apatow movie (Zach and Miri) and failed miserably.

How much for the Ted Danson plane?

They have every James Bond movie. That's about it.

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