Doubt it, it's written on his underwear.

So I guess we know who'll eventually lead the resistance against Emperor Trump.

There will be 50 forewards by different celebrities, each telling us how smart we are for buying this book and how dumb everyone who voted for Trump is.

One of the essays will be a description of what the firework display on election night would have been like.

He better use those Scissorhands to cut up his Discover card.

Revival was insanely good. Not sure how they're going to adapt THAT, especially if they keep the ending.

I think they're only adapting the first book, no?

Yeah, Doctor Sleep got really bogged down in the, "Jack Torrance was a swell guy until that awful BOOZE got him." stuff.

I just talked to 2001, and they replied, "Ehh, we're good.".

So, in the case of the Shia vs Alec situation, if an asshole is an asshole to an asshole, which of them becomes the non-asshole?

Zack Braff, the producers of the new MST3K and Super Troopers 2 appreciate your support.

Garge: Update is available BABY

They had the heart of a champion.

Midway through the final Kurtz level, Kurtz says, "And that's all the video game playing I feel like doing today…" wanders off, and you can't play again until tomorrow. Or the next day.

Rolling Thunder

It's secretly being kickstartered by his wife.

I thought that was an adaptation of Rashomon. At least that's how I remember it…

It'll be rated M for Mature, but 14 year-old Laurence Fishburne will lie about his age to get a copy.

Pre-order the game to get the exclusive ability to play as Harvey Keitel.

Ooooh, French Plantation DLC!