With Bing Crosby records playing in the background.

Speak for yourself. I hear the fabric in LA is spun from the purest of gold.

She's busy fishing her dad out of the koi pond.

"Sure, she's playing the role as an 18 year old, but can she pull off playing it as 17? That's where *I* step in."

If you want to see obnoxiousness, look for footage of Moore at the RNC in 2004, laughing and taunting all the speakers. If you listen closely, you can actually hear undecided voters deciding to vote Bush out of sheer spite towards this dickbag.

I would, but I'll be off working with a group that assists Syrian refugees this afternoon.

No, because the last time I heard the ridiculous "Oh, you care about animals? You must not care about people, then" strawman was around his time.

Were you wearing your Michael Vick jersey as you typed this, or was it in the wash?

There'd probably be slightly less of an outcry if there wasn't someone on tape yelling, "Throw him in! HAW HAW HAW!"

White people! Am I right? The ladies know what I'm talking about.

Look out, everyone! Careful you don't burn your fingers on this hot take!

Yeah, you'd think that if there was all this footage of the dog leaping joyfully into the water, they'd, y'know, release it.

It's a shame you two don't get along.

SPOILER: The ending scene is Satan (played by Kane - Undertaker was busy) showing up to tempt Gavin and HBK superkicking him back to Hell, with Jim Ross providing commentary.

Buried lede: He's planning to remake CADDYSHACK with Jack Nicholson.

It'll be a dual portrayal, retelling the story of when Ali met Sammy Davis Jr.

Cast members of the Cosby Show are all anxiously awaiting Bill's death for that same reason.

The good news is they're replacing this episode with one about Jimmy Savile, played by Lenny Henry.

Thankfully, most of them haven't been overburdened by too much work, so they should likely all be in good health. Mary Gross is going to live forever.

I remember SCTV and SNL having huge battles over Candy and Candy basically saying, "Nuts to both of you" and hung out on his farm for a few months.