But Trudeau has such nice hair!

Hey, he was very busy updating his livejournal account, like every 13 year old girl in 2003.

He's got pages?

OK, I'll leave the act, but have you considered adding a whole bunch of lame romantic subplots in my place?

Also, when you've loved and lost like Frank has, then you…uh…

The real reason: The all-powerful Zeppo Marx estate didn't want it shown how Sinatra stole his wife away while Zeppo's back was turned.

I watched the season 2 episode with the New Kids on it; Donnie Wahlberg literally skyping in his 30-second appearance was the comedic highlight.

Horniness is the truest emotion of all.

I got pretty emotional when he caved that dude's face in with one punch.

You don't deserve my lovely chicken.

No wonder that baby's smart - her mom was a doctor at the world famous Darkplace Hospital.

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross? They really dropped the ball not getting Amanda Palmer to do the music.

And every bad, vaguely racist song parody was by Tenacious D or Weird Al.

Didn't she say she would be retiring that song after Letterman stepped down? Or did I dream it?

Schmidt's phrasing of "poo-poo" was the highlight.

Dana Carvey told a story about him in the SNL book - he used to write screenplays with dialogue like, "Hello, Mr. Fuck. I'm Mrs. Shit." and then reach out to famous people to star in them, and get all offended when they would blow him off.

Reanimated corpse of Waylon Jennings to swear Trump in as President.

Garge: It honor just to nominated BABY!

Clearly Victor Newman is behind this. Did someone check the brakes on his car?

The pilgrim hat contains his SOUL.