I seem to recall Jerri giving an interview afterwards where she said that they didn't vote Kel off for sneaking beef jerky onto the show, but because he wouldn't stop masturbating.

He used Special Agent Phillip as his muscle.

There was a lot of shady dealings going on in that season (see Stacy's eventual lawsuit against Mark Burnett, Dirk's later interviews where he implies Mark Burnett told him who to vote for, and Richard's later claims that the producers agreed to pay the taxes for him in order to keep him quiet).

I think it's out of print, but after the season was over they put out Mark Burnett's "diary" from that season, and it was hilarious to see how the entire crew (Burnett included) was shocked and depressed when Gretchen got voted out, as she was the most capable and most "deserving" contestant. Until that point, they…

More like the Duke Nukem Forever.

"…and whatnot."

And Revenge of the Nerds starring Adam Brody.

99% of the budget goes towards combs to remove the cheetos from the sasquatch drug addict's beard.

Also, it's kinda funny that he's shocked that nobody knows that COMIC BOOK MEN has been on for 6 seasons. I guess when you come on after Walking Dead, Talking Dead, a rerun of Walking Dead, and a rerun of Talking Dead, to the point where you're not technically part of the AMC Sunday Night Lineup, but rather the AMC…

All these new projects seem to be pushing MALLBRATZ further and further down the road (I'm not bothering to mention Clerks 3, since word 'round the campfire is that the guy who played Randal said he's not interested).

If only the Colonel hadn't gotten in trouble, Jack Horner wouldn't have had to associate with that Floyd Gondolli character, and porn would still be classy.

I'm sorry, I've already declared today the "Mr T Ate My Balls" day.

Blaargh I am made of ham FAT

Little Brudda!

Dolemite and Human Tornado are good, but PETEY WHEATSTRAW is a goddamned surrealist masterpiece.

That ain't dancin', Sally.

Was it established fact that Aykroyd had been working on the script for so long that the little kid role was written for Macaulay Culkin but he aged out of it?

"Christ in New York….CHRISTINE YORK!"

BROOKLYN BRIDGE was such an amazing show.

"I'm an atheist!" *high-pitched laugh*