Helena Bonham Carter as Dottie.

You'll have to wait for the remake with James Brolin and Morgan Fairchild.

The book is indeed great, but it has a weird "Fuck John Hughes!" attitude to it that I found a little weird. He basically kept the magazine relevant for an extra 10 years after the original crew left.

Brian May is one of the producers for this as well as the Queen biopic, so Kenney's going to die at the halfway point of the movie and the second half will be about the filming of VAN WILDER II: THE RISE OF TAJ.

I loved the episode where he was being blackmailed with the reveal of his drinking problem.

So you're telling me I can't trust posters hung on walls of New York subway stations? Pshaw. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Matt Damon doesn't have a Hitler mustache and a word bubble that says "I Suck Dick" floating next to his head at all times.

I'd imagine the former wouldn't be too difficult.

But we're getting a True Lies 2, right? Tom Arnold assured me it's ready to go.

I read about that in Starlog Magazine in 1989.

The Search for Merv Griffin.

"He’d gotten the boot from Saturday Night Live the
previous year and would nurse a grudge against the show for decades,
finally relenting in time for the show’s 40th anniversary."

"I believe in auto-erotic asphyxiation".

Steve Rannazzisi played a character who's been to Japan 28 times.

It's made from Play-Doh - or is it?

Bryan Fuller House

Every episode should begin with them talking about how nice it was to see Michelle the other day/an hour ago/30 seconds before the episode begins.

That won't stop him.

If they're going to go for a hologram, Oldy Olson is the way to go.

To Russell, My Brother, For Whom I Confessed to Rape in order to Bust Out of a Supermax Prison

Martin Short?