How will Manziel turn that frown upside down? Keg stand.

if you need to use a diagram to explain it, it is not a good joke. also, i was watching that game; there was nothing funny about that injury.

Who needs things like evidence when we have the internet?

If you are accused of rape then you should immediately be sent to prison for life - Gawker Media’s official position on sexual assault

So... somebody gets accused of rape, that they clearly did not commit, and your problem with the situation is that the NHL said the accusations were unfounded?

FYI will be restarting my campaign from a few years ago pls join the movement

I genuinely thought this was gonna happen with the Republican debate Trump skipped. Halfway through the lights would suddenly go out - “Is that Trump’s music?!”

My life would be complete if I got to see John Cena elbow drop Donald Trump through a table.

That’s awesome. Athletes should try to compete for this record. Well, maybe not all of them.

What if Republicans paid him to act all crazy and be the villain so that the real, eventual candidate with terrifying ideas looks sane and normal by comparison? Think about it! I AM NOT CUCKOO

feature not a bug

That’s not a valid legal argument and impossible to prove absent a juror literally saying “yeah we did that,” and even if that happened, overturning a jury verdict is virtually impossible. There’s a famous supreme court case that a lot of lawyers read in school (me being one of them) where a jury verdict remained…

“Hold this under the backboard.”

It’s funny that there’s people out there that actually think you can protect your country without killing anyone. When those same people or their family members are affected by a terrorist attack, then they complain to the government, why didn’t they do anything to prevent it.

Step 1. Don’t.

I wonder if the rest of Jenrry Mejia’s life is also ripped from a James Bond movie.

Someone had a similar response in the past article and someone else replied “Jenrry Moops.” I couldn’t stop laughing.


*obscure Seinfeld reference*

Of course, the day after No Gay Thursday is known as Casual Biday.

Is it really that hard to just say, “eh, i’m not really a drinker” and then be done with it?

I’m not an expert in judges. I’m saying the thing this judge said is factually incorrect*. There is a limited number of possible conclusions. Having worked with lawyers, being the son of a lawyer, currently working in a job where we are sometimes affected by the outcome of local court cases, and having met some judges…