Can’t our athletes just train in Flint to inoculate themselves of the dangers of Brazilian water?

“barring one more appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court, which will never happen”

They’re still fucking around with this bullshit?

He was not, and apparently neither is Leslie Jones. Because apparently Hollywood hasn’t gotten the message that black people go to college now, too.

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

Hard to argue that this could be a part of it. When a black guy does it, he’s a thug. When a white guy does it, he’s a hard-nosed, old-fashioned grinder who plays with grit and toughness.

I am no expert on college hoops and I think I am the only guy in America that neither loathes nor loves Duke, but that clip above is more than “borderline dirty.” He stuck out his leg and tripped the dude. Ditto the play a few weeks ago when he tripped the guy from Louisville. He’s a dirtbag. Why do we have to wait…

Yeah, I’d rather watch two replays of (maybe?) a catch and then cut to that commercial about that rascal Cardinals fan stealing part of his picket fence and getting caught by his wife. That silly goose!

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

OSCARS, RANKED;

3+ hour podcast. Jesus, who listens to all of that on a consistent basis?

Oh god...R-rated, fourth-wall-breaking Animaniacs and Freakazoid.

I saw DP last weekend and found it meandering, unfocused and scattered.

I take it you’re a “my opinion is fact” type of person...

EVERYBODY BACK DOWN! WE’VE GOT A BADASS HERE!

is that the intent was to paint a complex portrait of a villain, which can be done if done well

Smart critique of shitty journalism on Deadspin. This would be fine and good, but over on Gawker we have a guy insinuating a connection between Jeb Bush with Nazism because he owns a FN Herstal handgun (the Nazis forced FN Herstal to make guns for them after they invaded the company’s homeland Belgium).

So how much longer do we have to wait for this level of analysis about Gawker’s own fuck up with that guy Jordan outted??

Apple doesnt believe in anything but making money and stashing it overseas so they can avoid paying taxes to the country that made their business success possible.