MOAR STORIES

Maybe you’re depressed?

Yet these same writers brutalize and sexualize their female co stars with rape scenes?

Your ankles sound delightful!

I shall follow you into the darkness.

Ahhh, the elusive fine, bird bones. When will science allow us hulking sized women ::average sized?:: the chance to pay millions to medically transplant our typical sized skeletal frames for that of the perfect “Taylor Swift” design, or even the “Angelina” design.

Hmmm? Is that what I’m attempting?

You win.

I work out. I eat right. I work out some more. Yet. I cannot fathom how to reduce my body fat percentage to such a low % as these women. How in the hell do they manage to stay so lean?

Somehow I’d never picked that amazing detail up from any of the articles I’ve read. What a sweet, wonderful man. This shouldn’t have happened to him.

Me, too yo. I just don’t like her and she seems unkind so I dropped that shit on the internet.

He is not cute.

Old married man hooks up with 20 year old? How original, jesus.

I love it so much. I would be devastated if he got a prescription that helped with the belching.

The scientist’s drool is a NATIONAL TREASURE YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

I feel like I would stand up and shout about it to everyone around me and point fingers and all his fun would be ruined.

Oh, I assumed you were making big googly eyes at her boobs. Then the heart was the sex. Then that was a sheep to signify falling asleep right after. Your actual meaning is so much nicer than my interpretation.

Wait, what? Really?

Howling from laughter.

DEAD.