....Was just about to say that this guy sounds like a real life Franzen character. Like he just stepped right off the page of a Franzen novel.

I feel like they would be such a cute sprint time flower. The kind that bees and butterflies and hummingbirds would flock to. I would plant the hell out of slut lillies and include them in all the bouquets I share with hostesses and grannies.

Maybe it’s the fist of an angry god?

Holy.

How are people masturbating in the seats next to you???

She seems unkind to me.

Omg, I haven’t thought of him in millions of years.

Why so? Genuinely curious.

Please continue. This is like, one of the best convos on i09 ever.

I want this convo to continue.

I will spend the rest of my life fantasizing...

Commend does, indeed, deliver.

Is this...is this a real human body?

What. Happened. Here.

Oh, dear. How embarrassing.

I still don’t understand this. But it’s fascinating.

>:(

What you listed in your comment are all really good pieces of advice. Thanks.

Dear god, that is so, so horrifying and depressing. I can’t even. I don’t even know what to say.

Fuck. Yea.