And interestingly enough the salmon farm is run entirely by sheep, known as “kiwis,” named after the island nation’s second-most-populace mammal, which are named for an invasive non-native fruit, in turn named for a local flightless bird, which are all fully naturalized citizens of New Zealand. (The farm has only one…

Thanks! Someone has to give you guys something to read while you’re out doing jobs that actually matter :)

Jesus Yamaha, isn’t it just a little bit shitty to have women wearing Yamalube 1/2 shirts?

Blasphemy! By a wide margin the greatest Jurassic Park movie. And I’ve already seen the new one.

And the ML wouldn’t exist if not for the true Chevy trailblazers of the tall wagon phenom;

And

I have no idea where the turn signals are in Australia, though I will be sure to ask the kangaroos the next time I’m at the zoo.

Doug DeMuro

Smoking title is correct.

Maybe it's the sleep aids kicking in, but I've spent the last ten minutes staring at this gif while giggling uncontrollably.

I posted this on a previous story, but since the "Skyline in the water" comments keep coming...

Went to Dougs kinja page, saw this new article pop up, verbally went "Oh shit!" in my office as I clicked the article, and proceeded to be captivated as Doug whisked me off into an imaginary world where buying the additional warranty paid off instead of being a mark up. Love it.

Step 2: sell gear

You realize you're talking to the guy who admitted only on Monday that he spent $550 for a battery and a tire patch? I think you're talking to the wrong Jalopnik writer!!

Obligatory Saab owner check-in thread!

Ownership bias.

First gen Mazda 6. Just did everything right for the time. Plus you could get a stick in a sedan, liftback, and wagon...Will we ever see that again?

I've spent enough time in and around the XJR of the X308 Generation to be biased but I'm going to say this is the most beautiful four door ever built.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Bought this off Craigslist, daily drove it, and restored it on a minimum wage budget for the last two years.