havecarwilldrive
Have car, will drive (now has a motorcycle too)
havecarwilldrive

If you think that's dumb, in the EU (or at least my little corner of the EU) the common-as-muck Toyota Landcruiser has a fine set of rear light clusters. Only... They're completely non-functional. Instead, a set of tacked-on, boring, rectangular lights do the work on the bumpers. my half-arsed research tells me this

OH YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Next up, do this

They didn't even give it coupe-ish styling, like a CLS.