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Or this...

If those are inches, I’ve got a 10 ft dick.

I thought it was Peppermint Patty who was gay?

Good thing Hamburger Helper was there to assist...

I regret to inform you that isn’t a béarnaise sauce.

Replace hoses and fluids and check suspension bushings and you should be good to go.

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

But cars aren’t actually getting much heavier—if you ignore the nameplate.

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

I’ll take the bait, sure they got fucking railed, but who doesn’t get railed against Clemson? The played almost the exact same schedule as Clemson. Best team Clemson played this year? NC State. Or I guess Syracuse. But ND also played Syracuse. I get that people hate Notre Dame, but who was more deserving than they

dont give them the pleasure of “tOSU” They are OSU and they can fuck off

31-0.

Last time Clemson and tOSU squared up in the CFP, the Buckeyes got shit kicked even worse than the Irish. I'd hold off on that stupid ass Buckeye talk.

Bad news if you're flying sketchy airlines from countries without strong regulations. Not so bad if you're flying domestic in the states.

Well, they tried. Gotta give 'em that.

Well...that went off without a hitch.

“Not now. Can’t you see I’m busy doing deals?!

Criticizes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wearing nice clothes.

Can’t understand why Tucker Carlson changed his look, but still his #1 fan.

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“Daddy, why is this song called ‘Windows 95'?”