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That is perhaps the WORST film technique that I have ever seen.

I was today years old when I learned that this is the latin name for butt crack

Or trust Kent State with crowd control. 

Low grade beef all around. 

While I’m not one to advocate more penalties, it may be interesting to know that both the pushing another driver off track at turn 4 and the cutting the chicane move were penalized in this morning’s F2 race.

I work close to a McDonalds that I go into regularly for breakfast and occasionally lunch. It has 6 ordering kiosks and usually, at best, one person at a cash register that may or may not be too busy putting together someone’s order to take someone’s order. Let me tell you my anecdotal observation - these kiosks are…

Yea... they COULD do that, but then their prices would be considerably higher, which would negate their whole raison d’être. Why go to burger king and pay $12 for a meal when you can go to an actual restaurant at that point? That would kill fast food... but I’m sure some would love to see fast food crash and burn full…

Passing on Prairie Home Companion is just a marker of good taste.

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

I don’t think you’re grasping the point of the rule - it’s actually to protect the defense. You’ve seen how long it can take for a player to get out of the stands or the dugout after making a catch - often, enough would-be time for the runners to advance more than one base after tagging up (especially if the player…

That’s a horrendous color.

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

How dare you say that era’s cars were terrible! My sister bought a brand new 1972 Chevy Vega that she would still be driving to this day if it hadn’t become a rusted hulk and mechanical disaster about the time she hit 20K on the odometer!

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Appropriate for a bunch of jerk-offs.

Being someone who strongly dislikes mayo, the fact that the heat comes in a mayo-based form is quite disappointing. I was really hoping for a place to go for an actually-tasty spicy chicken sandwich that has something higher than the ‘picture of a pepper’ level of spice at most other places.