Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

Going by the ghastly rear end, one might argue that they couldn’t but did anyway.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

The intolerance of the replies here is sad, yet hilarious. Nearly everyone of them amounts to, “anyone who disagrees with me must be evil, stupid, ignorant, or some combination.” That’s a myopic way to trudge through life. Whatever happened to the idea of honestly listening to people who disagree with you? I imagine…

Perhaps, but this is still the finest DeMuro related contribution:

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

How do you know?

Tom said that in his article already, but your huffy whining really helps.

Well, this is certainly a testament to why Tom is the one getting these questions. 

It’s not like it can be worse than a David Tracy purchase.

Average FCA buyers.

The fat and the furryious

GoFundMe is a pox on society. Who the fuck is giving this dipshit charity because he was caught in the act of multiple crimes? Why can’t he afford an attorney if he can afford a hellcat?

A bifurcated stream is a menace. Even if your aim is true, you can end up missing the toilet on two sides at once!

I would never make fun of fucking children, paedophilia is a serious crime.

Apple, or Blanket, or Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

I don’t want to highlight truth, but...he very obviously jumps in both those clips? Do I not know what the word “standing” means?

Cool. Go away then

I’m in the minority here- I’m excited to see this season.

John Hennessey has been ripping people off for decades. There will always be too many idiots with money.