Name checks out.

If this guy was in San Francisco, the city would have sold his car off at auction and spent the proceeds on handouts for bums. Then the city would fine the owner for the cost of towing, storage, and disposal.

You’ve gotta dig deep for puns like this.

Does anyone really care about stuff like this? It’s not 1 of 1 because the original owner picked weird options buddy.

The incident with Raikkonen was 100% Verstappen’s fault. The incident with Vettel was at least 90% Vettel’s fault. 

I’m a little surprised it’s not marked down even more as well. As a devoted Jalopite, I’ll quote from the Gospel of Doug: Every Single Lotus Elise costs $30k. A discount of 20% doesn’t seem like enough to overcome the salvage title.

$24k is crack pipe. I was just looking at (not salvage) Elises this weekend because there was one at H2Oi and I remembered how bad I want one.

It’s cute that you didn’t get the joke.

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

I bet this is really going to change the way she looks at golf tournaments.

She still had a better Ryder Cup than Mickelson.

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

I feel stupider for opening this article. 

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read in months.

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

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This, right here, is why we can’t have nice things.

This sounds a lot like the kind of street racing behavior that gets innocent bystanders killed, and that Jalopnik usually takes pains to denounce.