Just when you think OldBeigeGuy has sunk as low as he could go for a bad pun, Helsinki little lower.

Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

100% the J bodies. End of thread.

Ed Orgeron, postgame

What world do you live in where you believe that ALL inventory is to be tossed after an event like Florence? This is perhaps one of the most ignorant statements I’ve ever heard. I am an insurance investigator, and I would hold any and every merchant accountable for EVERY penny my company had to pay back. They would…

Another view of the incident:

So your argument is that the people who buy Camaros/Mustangs/Challengers are both:

You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…

You have no manners or respect for other people or their possessions.  I can’t think of another reason why you think it’s ok to touch other peoples property.

Seriously? Do you even like cars?

Wait so the UMPIRE is full of shit because two ANNOUNCERS said what the batter was doing? 😳

I don’t care if I what it is, if it’s not yours, don’t touch it without asking (and receiving permission). It doesn’t matter if it’s an un-damagable brick of adamantium.  Not yours, don’t touch.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

I think you’ll find that the owners of such cars will also frown upon people using their cars without permission to achieve speed records.

HOLY SHIT, THIS.

I agree - no touchy touchy. People caught doing this should be removed post haste.

Not entirely sure why this is controversial, she clearly explained why its poor form and the potential for actual damage, not just fingerprints. Do you guys all run around touching cars at events, especially concours? WHY do you even NEED to touch the cars? Crimini Crackmas!!!

Bad Ballaban.

Saw some italian dude get straight up booted from the Petersen for doing this with one of the Ferraris in the entrance way. (I think it was a 360 but can’t remember exactly)

It was behind ropes and everything but he felt compelled to lean on the spoiler for a photograph. So he and his girlfriend had a rather short…

Judging by how visibly frustrated she looks in the video I can only assume that she was waiting for a Jalopnik article to finish loading.